jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.

if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A

by chichi doll November 1, 2013

jake

A individual who is pure cringe and is really white he wants to cuss cool but all he talks about are your socks

Jake: Yo sup homie what you doin in the his house.
A boy named Dom: Sup fag.
Jake: Yo you want to box with white socks hair ass.
Dom: Damn not my socks.
Jake: Lets fight bitch.
Dom: I don't fight mentally retarded kids that only talk shit about my sock.

by Dominator592 August 10, 2017

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

Jaking

Joking with someone in a sarcastic or cynical way.

Wow, i'm sorry I was only Jaking

by Mìrø June 15, 2018

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019