jacob

A Giant Fucking Faggot

Jacob is fucking masterpiece

by CreeperFarmer March 18, 2016

Jacobe

A sexy mother fucker

Oh my god Addison ray is so jacobe

by Bob billy is gay April 14, 2020

jacob

guy who gives off a rapist and racist vibe

look at that guy lurking in the bushes, he's gonna jacob that girl

by nessi of the loc January 17, 2010

jacob

someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore

Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?

by carmen winslot January 24, 2008

jacob

stanky , shity , never whipe his ass .

girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos

girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl

girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water

by swagboy96 March 20, 2017

jacob

a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.

jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.

by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009

jacob

jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.

yo dont be his friend he might jacob you.

by hntr September 7, 2010