Oh my god Addison ray is so jacobe
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Get the jacob mug.someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore
Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
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girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 20, 2017
Get the jacob mug.a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
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by hntr September 7, 2010
Get the jacob mug.that boy you have a crush on but he still doesn't notice you because hes too busy kissing his own ass. he has a crush on the slut from your whole grade and you just stare at him with disappointment because you know he don't stand a chance with her oh and he has acne but his beautiful blue eyes make you not look at them so, i guess that's good? he dated your emo "friend" out of pity. He has nice hair from in front but looks like a bowl from the back. He has a shirt that he wears often and he thinks he looks cool in it but in reality it looks like he has saggy titties. he listens to the same fucked up music you listen too and thinks hes cool by saying that the first thing he looks for in a girl is her ass when in reality hes too much of a pussy to even talk, look at a girl directly or even look down at their tits :)
jacob: another word for asshole
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