by nessi of the loc January 17, 2010
someone who tries really hard to be funny and popular, but in the end just makes real stupid jokes that noone laughs at. also a douchebag, and can take what he gives out. total attention whore
Person 1: hey, guys
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
Jacob: OOOhhhh! OOOOhh! lookit me! i said "hey guys"! oooh! im special and cool! oh, wow, im so popular
person 1: Cool it, dude
jacob: oh wow! you told me to "cool it"! oooh im so threatened! wow!
person 2: dude your being a douche
jacob: you know what, shutup, ok? your the real douche
person 2: whatever. your a dick head
antoine: ( arriving)hey guys
jacob: oh hi aintoine! i love you! mind if i follow you around at lunch a little bit?
by carmen winslot January 24, 2008
girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 19, 2017
a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009
jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.
by hntr September 7, 2010