Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Jester

Someone who is always taking things, never pays, and never asks for something just takes.

Luke: hey man who ate my food in the fridge last night?
Matt: oh man what a jester.

Buddy 1: hey bro can I borrow $5?
Buddy 2: you are always asking for money and never pay me back you jester.

by Zeus5555 May 18, 2014

jeepers fried chicken

Euphemism for "jesus christ"

Jeepers fried chicken, cut that shit out!

by toosilly January 8, 2015

jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

Jasper

The name of a person that has the best aim, when it comes to games or sports.

His hair is unique. It is always a mixture of brown and an other colour.

Damn Jasper, you have aimbot af.

Oh Jasper, your hair has the uniquest colour I have seen ( orange and brown ).

by Jasper02 January 3, 2017

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

Jester

A person who has no money

Im a big jester tonight

by Game boy 2580 July 18, 2017