A white guy that thinks he knows Jamaica better than the people that live in Jamaica. Even though he has only been to the tourist trap towns, he pretends like it is his home away from home! He might name his fantasy football team "Mr. Jamaica", so people think that he is an "expert" on Jamaican culture even though he is not. He stocks his fridge with Red Stripe. Ganja makes him paranoid!
There is some guy in my fantasy football league named Mr. Jamaica, what is his deal?
or....
Hey Mr. Jamaica! Pass me a Red Stripe, Mon!
or...
I saw Mr. Jamaica at the dancehall last night, he was conquering duppies!
Pop-culture phrase loudly exclaimed after one (or a group) achieves something which the person or group was unsure of completing. To be sung in a forced Jamaican accent, see ja-fake-an
the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word
"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."
"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
A word to describe any female that is beautiful and makes your heart skip a beat just because you see her.
-Dude, I need to find me a Jamaica. But how do you know when you find her?
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.