Fake Italian

A person of Italian heritage who doesn’t speak Italian, has never been to Italy, and gets their Italian culture from Goodfellas. A clown. Un cafone!

Jimmy has an Italian last name but he get his Italian from the sopranos. He’s a fake Italian!

by Crumbs Costanza August 24, 2020

italian sausage

The genitalia of an Italian man. Usually large, hairy, and uncircumsized.

Austin: I bet he has an Italian Sausage!
Jay: That is disturbing...

by xxJay---; November 10, 2006

italian bakery

when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.

dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!

by swamprat deeger February 26, 2009

Italian foreplay

Seduction of a significant other using a home cooked meal. The significant other is preferably greeted at the door by the nude chef and made to eat the entire meal before being allowed to continue to afterplay.

Oh man, my girl was bustin' out the Italian foreplay last night...homemade lasagna. And that little apron she was wearing didn't stay on for long.

by redditrix August 27, 2013

Italian-ing

Escort lingo for rubbing the penis between another person's buttcheeks.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm missing my ex...

Guy 2: Because of the emotional support she would give you during rough times?

Guy 1: No..she was a fan of "Italian-ing"

Guy 3: Hell yeah she was!

by Dingadingus July 4, 2011

Italian Taco

When the buttcheeks are pulled apart , then you take a shit in their butt crack, next you jizz in it, followed by the squeezing of the buttcheeks, and finally you eat it up making it appear to resemble a taco.

Herbert Finkle was incredibly pleased after he performed his first Italian Taco.

by pussy cruncher August 15, 2011

italian slide

Where the woman rubs her vagina against the shaft of the man's cock, AKA cameltoe slide

you dont need any condoms for the "italian slide"

by Italiano69 December 22, 2008