Gift Solution

A mysterious, wrapped gift that is left anonymously at someone's door that explodes when opened, killing or seriously injuring the curious recipient.

Crook 1: That guy down the block just scooped another one of my customers! He's driving me out of business !!!

Crook 2: Maybe its time he received a gift solution.

Crook 1: Good idea, I'll get some nice wrapping paper at the dollar store....

by virbius1 January 1, 2012

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

main gift

it's christmas and your big gift is an iphone that would be your main gift.

so you could put any more type of expensive gift as your main on your christmas wishlist.

"i want a puppy for my main gift this christmas"

by christmasfan October 12, 2023

Revenge-Gift

The gift you or your children give after receiving a crappy present, particularly at Xmas. OR

Gifting someone a totally inappropriate present, because throughout the year they have continually pissed you off.

I think we need to revenge-gift Sammy for his birthday after he gave the kids those drums, cymbals and horns for Xmas. OR

I think Jim needs some little blue pills as a revenge gift for his 21st after what he did at mine.

by Jim Shoo December 27, 2010

Gift

Always shopped with guys names with a j

Boy 1:I ship gift and John

Boy 2:Yeah same

Girl 1:I ship gift and Jackson

Girl 2: Yeah same

by Lila1246490rose March 8, 2021

Oroville welcome gift

When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.

Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.

by Bfreeskier January 28, 2022

Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.

She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024