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Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011
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internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.
Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.
by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013
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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.
Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.
by Silver Lion February 5, 2014
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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome
by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014
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Internet cats

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"
by spiderpussy April 12, 2015
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internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn
Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight
by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017
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Internesting

Two or more people crowding around a device finding something on the Internet really interesting, hence it is "internesting"
"Those kids have found something internesting"
"What are those people doing? Are they internesting?"
by Doctor Louis April 15, 2017
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