inch minutes

inch minutes, n. inches per minute. A measurement of penis fed during a sexual encounter per minute. Inch minutes are a more accurate way of determining the efficiency of a penis.

For example, if John has a 5" penis, and thrusts 30 times a minute, he is giving 150 inch minutes. If Bill has a 10" penis and thrusts 10 times a minute, he is only giving 100 inch minutes.

"I diligently provided your mother with 200 dedicated inch minutes last night and she enjoyed it immensely."

by Initial Ed February 18, 2009

Itchy Richard

Basically an itchy penis. Ususually caused by an STD/STI. It is named to mean "Itchy Dick"

Dude 1: I just slept with that whore last night and my cock itches like hell!
Dude 2: You'd better pray that she didn't give you an itchy richard!

by richard head/dick head April 11, 2009

ten inches

The size of a man-sized cock.

"I WANT you to fuck me! I NEED you to fuck me!", she shouted, as I drove my ten inches into her.

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

inch worm

a small dick!

juju: fuck foo have you seen g-eyes ex-man??? homegirl:who that foo ziggy??? juju:yeah foo i been tryna get at that foo since middle school, last night that foo came over all drunk with that foo spencer with his pants all falling and shit haha!!that foo straight got a fucken inch worm! homegirl: for real eww you like everyone foo serio! juju: so what! fuck it i'll still let em hit!!

by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

itchy palms

The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.

Paris Hilton is giving me itchy palms. I'll have to slap her.

by ChuckieStringer March 14, 2009

dirty nine inch classic

someone with a nice, big cock

Crazy Carl's got a dirty nine inch classic for those bitches asses

by krazy ninja karl April 26, 2008

itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

by dobbs November 11, 2005