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Dutch cuffs

On long-sleeve button-down shirts, cuffs obtained by rolling or folding the sleeves above the elbow.

compare: french cuffs.
Employee Handbook: For business casual, our firm prefers the Dutch Cuffs.
mugGet the Dutch cuffsmug.

Fucking Dutch

Adjective used to describe something extremely positive (1) or negative (2).
1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.

2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009
mugGet the Fucking Dutchmug.

Dutch Car

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 6, 2009
mugGet the Dutch Carmug.

Dutch Husband

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010
mugGet the Dutch Husbandmug.

Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.
A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.
by J. Con July 7, 2007
mugGet the Dutch Pantrymug.

Dutch Kitchen

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009
mugGet the Dutch Kitchenmug.

Dutch Putter

Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 8, 2009
mugGet the Dutch Puttermug.

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