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Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.
While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.
by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008
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Humarouse

Portmanteau of Humorous + Arouse

adjective
1. characterized by humor and sexiness; exciting and funny; stimulating and comical:
a humarouse joke.

2. having or showing the faculty of humor and horniness:
a humarouse person.

verb
1. to stimulate both comically and sexually:
to humarouse someone by telling a dirty joke

Other words from humarouse:
Humarousal (noun)
1. The state of being simultaneous sexually stimulated and captivated with a humorous situation
noun
1. Films like Austin Powers, American Pie, and Eurotrip all find a way to be both sexy and hilarious; they're quite humarouse.
2. I find that comedian humarouse; they're both attractive and funny

verb
1. I'm gonna tell a dirty joke to humarouse you.
by trendy67 October 27, 2022
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Hularutt

Noun: The antithesis of work; a great time, accompanied by friends, ridiculousness, alcohol and humorous conversation.

Verb: The act of partaking in drinking and making quality, enjoyable, quick witted discourse within the confines of close friends.

Origin: The BlackBerry T9 feature sometimes substitutes the word 'hularutt' for the more common term 'hilarity.' This circumstance evolved into utilizing the colloquy to illustrate the fun times of a happy hour with cohorts, or the process of making drunken memories with friends.

The furthest mindset from the responsibilities of work and job-related duties; the word hularutt brings about thoughts of tiki huts and clear skies in Tahiti, accompanied by pink drinks adorned with umbrellas.

Also, times you recap at later times which make you have a feel-good moment, often resulting in you openly smiling, or even laughing out loud.
Noun We're all five margaritas in - if you don't get here soon, you'll miss out on the hularutt!

Verb I'm sneaking out of work via the super sneaky bat-cave way and planning to get the hularutting underway!
by superlluclkycat February 12, 2009
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Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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Human Gladwrap

Someone who seems really clingy like gladwrap and tries to be friendly and won't leave someone alone when what they really want is to have sex with them or use them for sexual favours then stop talking to them altogether they try and act like a friend and go everywhere with them but what they really want is to get them in bed
Look at that guy at the party trying to be really friendly and always hanging around that girl he is basically human gladwrap
by Deano86t July 28, 2009
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human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
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