hoestalgia

When you get hit with memories of past girls. Usually happens when you're listening to sad music like Drake. A rush of emotion and memory of girls you were romantically involved with.

John: "Bro April's pussy was too good man that shit was popping' I miss her so much"
Daniel: "Damn, John you got hit with hoestalgia pretty hard"

by Lam March 11, 2015

Hoes

An insult that can either be used jokingly between friends or a word used to describe someone in an insulting way. Hoes only have dirt. Or a garden hoe. A hoe in a garden. Either way it can be used as a tool to dig trenches. I like to snap hoes in half though.

These hoes ain't loyal.

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Nati Hoes

Bottom bitch females often limited to consuming Natural Light.

Guy 1: Damn dude you tryna hit these numbers for thirsty Thursday mayhem? Trust me, they were fine as hell.

Guy 2: (Examines Phone Numbers)... AWHH HELL NAH I AINT TRYNA PARTY WITH THESE NATI HOES, i'm straight on that.

by Ohio Realist January 16, 2011

Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

by You mad March 13, 2016

sacred hoes

A sacred heart girl who attemptsat getting every and any boy they see

Boy#1: Yo, wanna go to the sacred heart dance

Boy#2: Nah man, she tried getting with me and my homies

Boy#3: Yeah I wouldn’t fuck with the sacred hoes

Boy#1: alright then

by Cousin it 1380 October 23, 2019

strippa hoes

a girl group of young hoodrat friends that juul, eat, and crackhead out while driving around listening to popular female rappers. They also drink and smoke. They’re the crackheads of lunch who are loud as fuck anywhere and everywhere they go. Friendly to most who ain’t rats nor bitches. Consists of one who goes for white skinny tall crackhead boys. The other goes for old ass guys and the last one goes for sugar daddies. This shit be trademarked . fuck off our shit.

“Yvonne, Olivia, and Sophie are the ONLY strippa hoes I know and thats on hannah baker.”

by strippahoodrat November 6, 2019

Albert Pull Hoes

This is the aka of a man that can be described as possessing chiseled good looks, a magnetic personality, and all the sexual benefits associated with these characteristics. This man is usually named after a beast such a lion, tiger, or BEAR Oh my!

Not only can this dude from the ville play ball, he's got swag to no end. No wonder the chicks we're calling him Albert Pull Hoes.

by Uncle Bear Man Sr. April 12, 2021