Hot Pocket

Slang for concealed carrying a firearm in a hoodie.

You really trina talk to me like that right now? You really think I'm walking around without a Hot Pocket?

by Chrick the Rapper December 15, 2017

cuernavaca hot pocket

The mexican version of Alabama hot pocket (i.e. shitting on a woman's vagina and having sex with it), but with additional hot sauce and tequila while the woman bites on a piece of lemon. It is very popular in Cuernavaca

"aaaaayyyy que rico, my boyfriend gave me a cuernavaca hot pocket."

by Jise9984 December 14, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

Hot Pocket

Performing intercourse with a larger woman where the males Penis is inserted into the area between the belly apron and the upper thigh.

I Hot Pocketed that SSBBW it was very warm.

by SSBBWCHUB February 6, 2020

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Hot pocket

Vaginal cavity, pussy,slit,....also see cock pocket

That dame let me alllll up in the hot pocket without the crisping sleeve my dude

by Printisdead502 February 8, 2020