home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀

Goofy: hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

by allie._.slays December 29, 2022

Hot Dog!

Something you would exclaim when something good happens, sort of like “All right!” Or “Right on!”

We’re having pizza for dinner? Hot dog!

by FrenchConsumer November 21, 2021

The Hot Dog Game

The game your uncle plays with you when your family isn't looking on family vacation. Results in years of therapy and emotional stunting

Uncle: Hey sport! Wanna play the hot dog game with your uncle Jimmy?
You: Uh, what's the hot dog game?
Uncle: Well, you show me your hot dog, and I'll show you mine, and whoever has the biggest hot dog gets to stick it in the bun!

You: Uh I guess so

by UncleJimmy6969 November 2, 2021

Hot Dog

When you take a log of human shit and cover it with women sex cells.

“I gave my daughter a hot dog last night”

by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021