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Field Hockey 

The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.
when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey
Field Hockey by Nikki L. April 11, 2008
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field hockey 

A fun sports game where girls run around hitting a hard small ball around with sticks on a field. It is the one of the best sports ever!
field hockey by Nancy May 15, 2003

james hockey 

"The boy was having a james hockey of a day."
james hockey by jiphoc May 5, 2004

Ice hockey 

Is where a person that could be a man or a woman and they could be any sexuality , they wear big clothes and lots of padding which is good if the girl starts her period, they glide on frozen water with knives on their feet head first towards a small round thing on the frozen water, trying to hit it with a long piece of wood (any type of wood can also work) their aim is to hit this round thing that is on the frozen water and make it fly into a piece of material with holes in it, after the person has made the round thing fly into the material with holes, it is common that people sat in the audience will use their hands to honk a horn that sounds like farting and they will also scream loudly and are most likely to wack the barrier to make lots of vibrations in your ear. this sport is called ice hockey- gen 2k18
I’m playing ice hockey, I just made the round thing fly
I scored a goal in ice hockey and they are honking the farty horn
Ice hockey by Jellybeanlol June 11, 2018

FOR HOCKEY!

is what you yell out when someone asks you a question but you are not sure what they said.
person A- would you like to go out for dinner tonight?

person B- FOR HOCKEY!
FOR HOCKEY! by tekonsha1 February 28, 2010

Ice Hockey Check 

The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
watch me ice hockey check this useless player

this guys been asking for an ice hockey check
Ice Hockey Check by cassius_cat November 9, 2010

moon hockey 

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.
Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"
moon hockey by Foopod November 6, 2010