A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
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A Christian who believes it's okay to have a good time for the greater glory of God. Not to be confused with a traditional hedonist, who concentrates on sexual pleasure, a Christian hedonist is all about spiritual pleasure.
That girl is such a Christian hedonist. Just look at the way she enjoys singing in church. It's barbaric!
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she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
by therealtsquared December 29, 2010
Get the Helen Keller mug.A follower of Hedonism which preaches that the greatest good in life for mankind is the pursuit of pleasure. Personal indulgences become their only aspirations. Most of this theory and its followers were rejected through logic hundreds of years ago but high school goths and wannabe pseudo-intellectual philosophers often adopt it to feel different from others. It served as the basis for Utilitarianism. In modern slang it most often is synonymous with devil worshippers.
Little Billy was picked on and had his feelings hurt so instead of sucking it up and becoming a man he dressed all in black, becoming a hedonist to make him feel special.
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1)Richard: "Henry is dating Heloise." Fred: "Damn, how are we gonna fix him?"
2)Anne: "His exs name is Heloise.." Jane: "Good luck to trying to mend his heart sister!"
2)Anne: "His exs name is Heloise.." Jane: "Good luck to trying to mend his heart sister!"
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