A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019

by grey phrog February 9, 2022

person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021

A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019

by MoldyVoldys8thHorcurx May 30, 2021
