Skip to main content

Harry Potter

A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
Parent: why don't you read Harry Potter?

Kid: because i'm busy playing FORTNTIE
by ItsurUncleLou November 19, 2019
mugGet the Harry Pottermug.

Harry Potter

An orphan boy with magical powers.
"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"
by grey phrog February 9, 2022
mugGet the Harry Pottermug.

harry potter cast

hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??

person 2: no, how much?

i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies

person: fuck. get some help.
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021
mugGet the harry potter castmug.

crackhead harry potter

A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019
mugGet the crackhead harry pottermug.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter. A person who’s a wizard that likes to use expelliarmus waaaaay to much.
A) Your friend is such a Harry Potter.
B) Harry Potter is the best type of person in the world
by MoldyVoldys8thHorcurx May 30, 2021
mugGet the Harry Pottermug.

Share this definition