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High School Incest 

The phenomenon of increasingly rare and awkward instances of hooking up, making out, having sex, etc. that occurs primarily within small high schools where many of the students have grown together since birth. The reason being is that everyone has a pre-determined judgement of each other as well as viewing their fellow classmates as pseudo-siblings. To most people, the thought of hooking up with your sibling is a repulsive thought and therefore hooking up with a pseudo-sibling is equally disturbing. However, due to the lack of available mates, the students must commit the act of coitus or become pent up in their sexual frustration.
Example 1:

Rodolfo: Sup dude, I'm gonna try to hook up with Lauren at the kegger.

Alex: Dude you've known her since you were in pre-school, that shit ain't happening.

Rodolfo: Yeah you're right. Fuck High School Incest!

Example 2:

Heidi: I think I fucked Tony last night...

Serena: You redneck! You committed High School Incest!

Heidi: Not again!
High School Incest by 12ssmalanskas September 11, 2011

high school hockey face 

1. Unique facial expression with origins in the team photos of those who played hockey in high school. Most notably, the high school hockey face entails mildly crossed eyes (at least one eye), a slightly cocked head, the chin jutting outward, an lips curled over.
2. The look given by a girl from Minnesota while in bed early in the morning after learning she will not be given a ride home and told to call a cab.
1. Examples can be found in high school year books from the upper midwest dating 1960's - present.
2. See opening sequence of the movie Happy Gilmore.
3. Guy A: Man there's a lot of dorks at the mall today.
Guy B: I know, dude, check out the guy in the food court with the high school hockey face.
Guy A: Did he just try to walk through a window?
3. Geez, she was pissed. I was way too hung over to drive her home but when I told her to grab a cab she just glared at me. Reminded me of a guy I got in a fight with back in Minnestoa during my senior year hockey season.

High school life 

So what’s your opinion on high school life?
It’s fucking torcher

High school of American studies 

Specilized high school in New York City, full of white history nerds that are scared of other specilized schools. Math is a joke, but history is on point.
Fuck man, I got into the high school of American studies instead of Stuyvesant.

Makes sense man your a fucking history nerd

High School of Art and Design 

As an alum.... High School of Alcohol and Drugs
That's how we referred to it.
I went to High School of Art and Design - also known as HS of Alcohol and Drugs

High school reject 

(n) a person, foremost a girl that you did not want to make out with or have any sexual relation with when you were at high school, hence rejected, but is highly acceptable when you become e.g. 15 years older. This has everything to do with older men preferring younger women, which makes men more forgiving regarding physiognomy of butt, tits etc when the age difference become greater in mens favour,
-See these girls, man, juicy tits and butt! Damn, I would've banged them all.

-Well, I bet you wouldn't say this 10 years ago. At least their fellow students will not touch them! I think they're high school rejects
High school reject by The old pig January 12, 2012

High School Musical 

A Disney Movie Thats is played on family about twice a month. The first few times you see it, its ok, but after awhile it gets really annoying.
Person1:Dude have you seen high school musical?
Person2:Yeah about 50 times its always on Family.
Person1:Yeah I know its annoying!