Handle

Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.

The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Stomach Handle

An Irish slang for a penis.

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.

by SkordySkor May 14, 2023

handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.

"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."

by StarryGordon January 16, 2022

On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

handle

for when your shorty acting crazy, she getting out of handle

"Jaquil you see shorty right there"
"Oh nah she acting handle"

by babyfacenaibreeshcakegirl July 31, 2025

Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.

She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.

by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013