A paid mod menu made for Geometry Dash by Absolute (formerly Absolute Gamer) with quality of life fixes, features and banned hacks (e.g Noclip)
by slideglide July 17, 2024
Get the Mega Hackmug. an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019
Get the hacked offmug. To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.
"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."
by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020
Get the hacking a stiffmug. The noise that comes out of a cat when its vomiting all over your expensive shoes because said cat doesn't fucking like you.
by Yote Yourself February 25, 2019
Get the HACK-ACK-RACKmug. A Hack and Flack is an informal gathering of journalists (often called 'hacks') and public relations people (often called 'flacks'). This is usually off the record and involves alcohol. The purpose is to build and improve relationships between two groups who often work together but sometimes for competing purposes.
I heard Joe is coming to the hack and flack tonight, it would be good to hear him not spitting out rote talking points for a change.
by RMEDave October 7, 2024
Get the Hack and Flackmug. Hey Man Let's go Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
by OneGiantIndian March 10, 2011
Get the Hack-Offmug. 