gym bird

The common gym bird is found within the gym flying from pole to pole. Usually not staying for a long period of time and eating a lot of your grain.

The girl is a gym bird! This is her 4th dude in the same gym!

by HotCarlExpress May 1, 2016

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015

Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.

Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Jailhouse Gym

A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.

Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."

by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014

Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist

What is gym hostage

by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018

Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health, and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.

They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around untidy, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack them.

by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024