Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself

Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar

by Woland1337 March 3, 2017

Guitar Hero

A word which, when mentioned, causes insecure guitarists to moan like cynical old people.

'Have you played Guitar Hero ?'

'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah

by Stewart William Tuckwood January 13, 2008

the worlds best guitarist

jimi hendrix... he's the god...

all along watch towers
little wing
angel
wind cries mary

by godstool June 11, 2006

guitarism

The way a guitar is played. How a guitarist makes his guitar speak to others.

The Guitarism of Jimi Hendrix was total funk while Eric Clapton's guitarism is pure metal.

by Ray Rose July 17, 2006

guitar solo

A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.

More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).

"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."

"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."


"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"

"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."

"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."

by dannyg5 April 28, 2009

Guitar Hero

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.

Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.

by AnalRape December 9, 2008

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009