Gandalf Complex

A psycological disorder, similar to Schizophrenia or Tourette syndrome, in which one believes they are the fantasy character Gandalf. This person may do things like appear in your home with thirteen dwarves, or can be heard whispering under his/her breath such things as, "Run, you fools."
There are two basic stages of this complex, the primary stage, 'Grey,' and the secondary, 'White.'

"I knew my husband had a Grey Gandalf Complex when he brought the Fellowship into our vacation home, referring to Point Pleasant as 'Middle Earth.'"

by King Théoden October 12, 2008

grand daddy

another word for marijuana, used in oakland, california used by keak the sneak.

lets go around the corner and go smoke this grand daddy.

by ashley edwards May 11, 2006

STL Grand Slam

A Sexual position. The girl in said position, must be in an arched position, usually rear sticking in the air, to symbolize the St. Louis Arch. To symbolize the grand slam, (Busch Stadium) she must have someone 1; Kissing her 2; feeling her breasts 3; fingering her (For a man on first, second, and third) and someone doing her from behind for a batter. When the "batter" is about to cum, you spin her around, and hit her on the cheek, to make a popping sound, for the "Home Run Hit". To be truly authentic she should not be shaved, for Bush/Busch Stadium.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear Victoria was the first girl to hit an STL Grand Slam?
Guy 2: No, i didn't know there were women in the MLB yet.
Guy 1: There aren't *winks* **Explains**

by Chainsaw037 May 10, 2009

Grand Prairie

Grand Prairie is the shit, only number ones are a product of GP, we are the best and we strive for the best. Dont forget, we from Texas too!

GP that's my hood put it in yo face get that shit understood!!

by HoLLa! April 28, 2005

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008

Granadon

adjective; The strongest, the greatest, the best asset to any life function or substance, whether mathematical or more importantly involving any cultural situations that focus on righteousness.

That GI JOE action figure is the granadon of all things plastic.

Your best feature is your granadial smile.

by Jay Two October 28, 2004