Goldemort

Noun.) Another name for the very bald, and very creepy principal of Fairfax Highschool. Along with his baldness and extremely awkard way with speech, he oddly resembles Voldemort from Harry Potter. Especially at graduation when he is fully cloaked. Goldemort is name math; Goldfarb+Voldemort=Goldemort. Goldemort tends to keep his head uncommonly shiny, almost blindingly so. Add this to his uncanny blank eyed dark lord stare, and youve got your self one deranged Tom Riddle.

Student #1: "AHHHHH!!!! MY SCAAAR!"
Student #2: "Chill out choosen one, its just Goldemort."

Student #3: "Did you hear about the new dress code?"
Student #4: "Oh yeah... I heard Goldemort is making us wear cloaks with pointy hats and masks that dont actually conceal your identity whatsoever."
Student #3: "Bloody hell..."

by The real "Griffin"dore. December 17, 2010

kona gold

hawaiian pakalolo "weed" grown on the big island of hawai'i on the kona side. whats the best way to ship without smelling? coffee kona style of coarse. there is the maui wowie and then you have the kona gold. kona gold is much more potent due to the rich volcanic soil and lush tropical surroundings. hawai'i's best kept secret... till now.

kane 1: hey i went saw my braddah on da big isle.

kane 2: so you had fun yea?

kane 1: hell yea! i came back wit a big bag a kona gold.

kane 2: what are we wait'n for den? lets burn and get some grinds.

by kojun September 27, 2006

The story of Sex and gold

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.

The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

by Maggy-G January 17, 2013

Golden Corral

To lose control of one's bowels due to a spontaneous onset of diarrhea from eating at Golden Corral.

Unable to arrive quickly enough to my next destination (and the next available restroom), I Golden Corralled in my pants and had to drive home in a pseudo-standing position.

by TripleSS May 26, 2009

golden child

A person amongst a populace who everyone seems to love no matter what. The admiration for this person spans multiple factions amongst this populace, including those who normally do not agree on anything otherwise. This person is always thought of as a staple of the populace and even thought this persons presence was never constant they are remembered as if they were always present. This person is always remembered for the good contributions they made even above others who have strived to contribute even more.

see also likeable

Steve will forever be the golden child of the 2K hockey community

by Blackwind75 July 4, 2005

golden cleamer

The simultaneous acts of performing or receiving a golden shower and cleveland steamer during fornication.

An accepted variation of the term is "gorden creamer" often used by the Herro and Prease Crub members.

Dude 1: Dude, I totarry gave Orivia a golden cleamer rast night.
Dude 2: A gorden creamer?! sweet! and then?!
Dude 1: No and then!!

by kittine December 20, 2008

Golden Finger

Singular term to describe money that is "fresh to death". Most commonly used to describe Euros and Lithuanian Litas.

First used in Lithuania in the early 20th century, it has been connected to a colloquialism to describe people who have amassed great wealth. These patricians were known as "Golden Finger Kings"

"Sir, your surgery to reconnect your severed fingers will cost 1000 Golden Fingers"

"Yo, these bitches are bleeding my supply of Golden Fingers. Ain't a thirsty hoe here who don't want none of my fresh shit".

"20 Golden Fingers?!?!?... You'll be lucky to get 2"

by Golden finger King/money king April 21, 2014