Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

Golden Monsoon

A group of people urinating on one person.

Golden Showers don't do it for me anymore

How about a "Golden Monsoon" then?

........OK!

Great! I'll go get the guys

by Jutster June 8, 2011

Golden Ginger

When you whip it out and provide a redheaded individual with a golden shower.

A Golden Ginger is not to be confused with the drink made by a large coffee chain.

Dude, you know Sarah, the redheaded chick? She is such a freak. Last night I drank too much water and went to piss before sex. Sarah said "no, piss on me." So I did, and I totally gave her a Golden Ginger!

by 404-77 May 16, 2020

Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!

I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!

by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021

golden frondays

Similar to Golden Fridays (where some employees receive some Fridays off), Golden Frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking Monday versus Friday off. Helping you to make your weekend ever longer! HP GR

Instead of taking a Golden Friday off work, you can take either a Monday or a Friday, combining the two to make Golden Frondays!

by Gene&Haley September 19, 2014

Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.

Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!

by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010

Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.

Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.

by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020