bitch goblin

"BITCH GOBLIN" an bitch goblin is that ugly fat girl that sits in dark corners in party's, waiting for some guy to start vomiting. thats when she comes skulking from her lair to engulf him in her fat rolls (supposedly) out of sympathy. nothing could be farther from the truth she wishes to have intercourse with him if left unattended this will happen and afterwards she will bite off his head and lay her eggs in his chest to incubate. meanwhile she will return to the party in search for another poor soul. whole party's have bin lost beware.

if you are at a party and you notice a large girl in a corner but you can see her face because the lights seem to dim down where ever she moves. if you feel a cold clammy hand on tha back of your neck as you are vomiting and you hear a shrill "ARE YOU OK?" "LET ME HELP YOU" .... DO NOT LET HER DRAG YOU INTO THE DARKNESS! i have bin there, and it took me a long time to type this with one arm and im one of the lucky ones so handle your alcohol and watch out for your friends. bitch goblin

by ME2260542 February 26, 2008

Swamp Goblin

Someone who mainly Preys on swamp donkeys but usaully any swamp like creature will do.

you will sleep with any one you really are a swamp goblin.

by crack scumm July 26, 2010

trash goblin

when you are an utter trash human being - you can no longer function as a normal human and are on the verge of a mental breakdown;

alternatively it describes when you are having a bad day and giving up on the day - passing up the sunlight for twitter and netflix in bed

alternatively it describes law students a few weeks before finals

Me: "I am a trash goblin" - *disassociates*

by trashqueen234 November 4, 2019

toss goblin

A young man, usually vertically challenged, with a particular fondness for masturbation, or someone who fiddles with themself far too often

That guy is a real toss goblin

by Hector Knox July 6, 2005

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

Water Goblin Queen

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.

Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen

by Impy! November 22, 2011

Rice Goblin

A Racist Term For An Asian Person/Mixed Asian Person

"Jaiden is such a fucking Rice Goblin"

by jim81jim May 15, 2017