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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023
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Glory paste

Don't eat that. That is glory paste
by CE4ev90 December 26, 2020
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Glory Hole

A hole that men and women like to have sex through to make the experience really mysterious and surprising and social distance
I'm Horny and want to be surprised lets get fucking at the glory hole
by DaGeorgiefromIT February 2, 2023
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Glory Hunter

A football “fan” that only supports their team when they are winning.
by Henrik26 March 18, 2021
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glory cheese

The cum stain left in your underwear after anal sex.
Jeremy Irons came in my ass so much I have serious glory cheese.
by Anabsurdsorcerer July 8, 2017
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