glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth
Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?
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Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.
Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!
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morning glory muffin

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
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Glory

He's pretty, kind and intelligent. He knows his worth and his standards are high. He has a few friends but loves them all. He doesn't really talk about his problems because he doesn't want others to worry about him. One would be lucky to be his girlfriend because his love is very genuine, he will spoil the one he loves. He values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish him.
Ohh yeah that's Glory
Glory
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glory

she is the most beautifully structure you could hang over with her
oooh!edmund have you tried to hang over with glory
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Glory

Glory is the kind of person that is really sensitive. But loves her family and friends. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones she does have are like second sisters. Glory's are usually book worms. They usually have dirty brown/blonde hair, and blue eyes. She's stunning and loves God much! If you lose er shame on you. Love u lots Glory my bestiee
Ellie #bestie: isn't Glory so nice and sweet?
Rachel # bestie 2: as always!
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