Geezer

An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.

Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos

by cougar744316 May 24, 2011

Glazed Donut

When you wake up before she does with a hard on and you jerk off on her face. Then, when she wakes up, her eyes are glued shut.

I wanted to get some pussy but she wasn't awake. So, I went ahead and ripped cord on her face, ultimately giving her a "Glazed Donut"!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

Geze

Slang term for the penis.

Give that broad some of the GEZE to shut her up!

by Randonious McSnare IV December 16, 2008

glazed donut

when a girl's highlight is so bright they look like a shiny glazed donut

"girl your highlight is blinding, you are a glazed donut goddess"

by I'm right eddie March 26, 2017

Glazed donuts

a girl who has recently engaged in sexual activities using her breast on a male organ

I took of her bra lubed up her boobs and gave her glazed donuts

by Ryan Hall May 30, 2006

Glazed

Another word for Roasted or Juiced

Man that nigga got glazed!

by Hackenberger's Novice Debate Class December 21, 2007

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006