the ghost king

Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week

"Your so adorable." - Will

by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018

ghost johnson

A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.

Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead

Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo

Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection

Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!

Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo

“Intense Drumming”

Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!

Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN

Ghost Johnson: No refunds

by GhostJohnson January 31, 2020

ghost step

The act of walking in the dark up or downstairs and taking an additional step that does not exist.

I almost broke my damn neck last night, I was coming the stairs when I took a ghost step and almost ate it.

by King Jeruz December 17, 2013

ghost touch

another term for masturbation. it originally meant when a touchscreen laptop opens apps and shit by itself, without anyone touching it.

Tom tends to ghost touch himself when he's alone.

by $T0N3R May 1, 2018

ghost pubes

The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.

"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."

by Le Staboteur December 6, 2011

ghost post

(n) an entry posted to urbandictionary.com with a strong editorial slant that mysteriously never appears on the website

Despite having received confirmation of my definition for "one-termer" and a message that the definition will appear in the next 24 hours, it never does. Considering the level of incoherent gibberish that does get posted, one has to wonder how my entry became a ghost post. Can an entry be posted, recommended for deletion, voted on, and deleted in less than 48 hours? I seriously doubt it.

(Chances are you won't see this definition either.)

by fduck January 11, 2004

ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 12, 2009