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george wallet

A wallet so imense that it hurts your back whenever you sit down or lay down.
Dude, you gotta get rid of that thing. it's a f*cking george wallet

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Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.

Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.

George: I need everything in there.

Jerry looking through George's wallet

Jerry: Irish money?

George: I might go there.

Jerry: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster.
by mario0318 September 24, 2006
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George Bush

(H.W)President of the United States in the years 1988-1992. Moderately sucessful president who continued policies of the Reagan administration. So the ultimate sucess of his predecessors plan to drive the USSR under through massive military spending. Fought a sucessful war to liberate Kumwait from Saddam Hussein, but failed to remove him from power, leaving a disaster in Iraq which his son had to clean up a decade later. Known for saying "Read my lips, no new taxes". Suceeded by Bill Clinton.
(W.)Current president of the United States 2000-2008. Narrowly defeated Al Gore in 2000 election on issues of morals and smaller government,course of presidency deflected by Spetember 11th attacks. Invaded Afghanistan and deposed the Taliban, against protests of Socialist governments in Europe and Liberal pundits at home, Invaded Iraq and deposed Saddam Hussien. Recently won reelection in contest against John Kerry. Plans massive overhaul of government welfare state programs such as Social Security, Medicare and a simplification of the tax code. George W. has been criticized by a wide variety of people, mainly because he says what he means on subjects he considers important and doesnt give a shit if Hollywood, European secularists, Left College Students, or the New York Times disagrees with him or consider him insensitive. Has old-fashioned and conservative values which are especially repugnant to moral relativists and members of alternate lifestyle groups. Has a great deal of satire directed at him along the axes of gross stupidity and ingenious nefarious plans for world domination, sometimes, amazingly, in the same criticism. Despite his utter hatred from a few dedicated circles, the vast majority of Americans respect his honesty and determination to do what he believes is right, and a simple majority of Americans believe he is the right man to lead the country.
"Shave your Bush!"
-Amusing college girls
"George Bush is the next Hitler, and hes a goddamned scumbag just like his fucking father!"
-Angry man at Michael Moore rally who was almost arrested for threatening yours truly
"Man, Bush may not speak too good, but hes a good man, a hell of a better man then all those assholes who are dissing him"
-Old man at the bus stop
by Bran the Man March 9, 2007
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George Bush

My motivation to continue further education of the English language so I won't ever have to suffer the embarassment of repeating any of his grammatical errors.
"The only reason I pay attention in my english class is so I don't end up pulling a George Bush on anyone."
by HappyGirl October 30, 2004
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george best

Man utd legend, known for his lavish and extravagant lifestyle and playboy like status
"Maradona good, pele better, george best"
by jumbo_456 April 10, 2007
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The Curious George

Noun, When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, and is also receiving anal sex from another man. Preferably the man in the middle wears a large yellow hat.
I can't believe that Alyssa, JT, and DJ did The Curious George!
by hawaiibboy August 13, 2010
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George Sartin

An amazing guitar player who was in the band New Orleans Rhythm Conspiracy.
I love to hear George Sartin play guitar.
by Bagitbabe October 18, 2008
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George Bush

The 43rd President of the United States of America, who has been recently re-elected for his second term. George Bush is a conservative Republican, who often uses his Christian religion to make decisions. Often put under fire for this, but the 1st Amendment says 'Freedom of Religion', not 'Freedom from Religion'.
His Vice President is Dick Cheney. Was president from 2000-2004, and is now beginning his second term of 2004-2008.
Liberal 1: Oh no, George Bush just got re-elected!
Liberal 2: Time to go on urbandictionary.com to take out our frustration.
by Shortyafter March 9, 2007
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