Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020

Geico

It can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

Geico you mean gecko?

by yowhatsthehaps December 12, 2020

Geito

When someone says something non-sexual, but you can spot a sexual connotation.

The louder you scream, the better.

Fuck, I can't put my clothes in the suitcase. IT WON'T FIT!!
GEITO!!
Shut up, bastard.

by phi19 February 2, 2021

gedözi

A gedözi is a cute way to name an otter.

Oh look at this little gedözi

by bdkwn882 May 5, 2021

Geilord

A guy who loves to bond with his friends, he likes to drink beer alot but he still hardworking kind of person. He has a beautiful and cutest smile and he is kinda funny sometimes. A loyal to the person he love most. His naughty sometimes and he wants to be with his partner always.

Girl: Why are so cute?
Geilord: I know and this is reserved to my only love.

by EIKNGE2020 June 7, 2021

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.

As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021