Garing

The opposite of caring.

Bro I am garing about my finals; lets go to the beach and smoke hash.

by Jim Shwartz December 9, 2012

Gaming-Tourettes

The blurting of curse words after being brutally killed ("raped") in a major F.P.S. multiplayer match.

I gave my friend Gaming-Tourettes after I shot him in Halo 3.

by Bill L. October 15, 2007

anal gazing

A term used to describe the actions of a person who has just removed their head from their ass, but is taking their time figuring out how to proceed.

Related term: head up your ass

I'm really glad Annie has finally figured out that her boyfriend is a jerk, but I wish she'd stop anal gazing and dump him already.

by thornleaf June 25, 2007

Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009

Gaping Space Invader

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.

Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.

by Major ED February 12, 2010

Gating

Dating except its between two men or two women

Yo dude, that was super queer. You guys might well be gating.

by Tonger10 September 14, 2011

Star Gazing

Star Gazing is a fetish activity associated with a male or female that enjoys anal admiration whereby the visual sight of another's anus aka starfish is highly sexually arousing. Star Gazing may be performed in any manner but is typically performed when a male or female is laying on their back and another naked male or female, squats over the person's face giving them an organic spread o of the ass cheeks and exposing their tangy leather donut. This act may be performed by more than one squatter. If so, that is referred to as Star Gazing the Galaxy. Star Gazing may be a precursor to other form's of anal play and anal sex.

Roger met his new neighbor at the pool. He couldn't help but admire her polished and buff ass. He struck up a conversation about fetishes and ended up inviting her over for a little Star Gazing after she admitted to her own propensity for serving up a little brown round.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015