Gamer Sick Day

Condition that occurs starting at midnight the day a new video game is released consisting of fake flu or cold like symptoms reported to your boss, teachers, or parents. Popular games such as the Call of Duty, Halo, and many sports game series, have multi-player online gaming and every second matters to international rankings. It is very common for any gamer to get "sick" to take off school or work when a new popular game is released.

James, "COD Black Ops II comes out 11/13/2012, I can't wait!"

Joe, "Are you going to have "gamer sickness" and miss work again like when Halo 4 came out a few weeks ago?"

James, "It's a "gamer sick day", and yes I feel like crap already, I think I have the flu."

by TuckDCconnect November 12, 2012

gamer fight

A gamer fight is an argument between two gamers who are good friends with each other. The arguments are usually over one's way of thoughts towards things such as skill in a video game, one's fairness in a video game, or how someone acts in a video game. A general gamer fight has no victor, as they always end in a truce because the two people are good friends, and the topic is usually just as logical as a frozen fucking campfire. The fight can often occur in cross platforms such as Steam and Xbox Live, because one may leave a party, or be kicked, but the firebrand attitude of each warrior causes them to continue their fight on a different platform, until the inevitable end; and thus truth. Two good gamer fighters have these battles every two days or so; as it often only strengthens a friendship in the end. (Often abbreviated as simply "g fight" on the internet.)

John: Dude, you're such a fag.

Nick: What makes me a fag?

John: You're a faggot.

Nick: That's no answer.

John: This is such a trash-ass gamer fight.

Nick: True, let's end this shit.

John: Truce.

Nick: Truce.

by TrueGamerWoo January 20, 2014

Gamer Essence

That magical aura that you produce when you fall into the state of "Sicko Mode" in a game. It is possible to capture it in a container for later usage. This aura is commonly used as an ingredient of gamer boosters like G fuel.

Kyle was radiating with Gamer Essence while dumping on kids in Minecraft Hunger Games.

by Nitskyi July 4, 2019

Gamer

G-Dad
A-Please
M-Come
E-Home
R-

Yeah I’m a gamer *dabs epicly*

by SadboyMqtthew69 December 28, 2019

Gamer Fuel Surprise

When you shove a bottle of Mountain Dew up your girlfriend/boyfriend's ass while they ride your dick, and then drowning them with the exact same bottle. Then fucking the corpse.

Insignificant Douchebag: Steve, where's my wife?
Steve: I gave her a Gamer Fuel Surprise
Insignificant Douchebag: You utter fucking taint wound. I should have scalped you and put you out in the freezing wilderness while I could. You are miserable and will die that way. I hope your nads get run over by a goddamn steamroller.

by french the burgerfries June 8, 2020

g (gamer)

g is the word that people say when they are being very mean and don't do there lines for voice acting crews like an ass

Person1:g (gamer)
Person2:what did you do this time person with arm and chain around her necc

by Matt Major smh December 5, 2017

Elite Gamerism

Something that you possess when you spend more time gaming than doing other things such as school, work, or even sleeping.

Jack: Hey Robert , did you do the homework?
Robert: Sorry Jack, I suffer from Elite Gamerism, I have no time for such things.
Jack: WOW! You're so cool, I wish I had Elite Gamerism!

by xXELITE_GAMERXx May 9, 2018