Guitar Zero

A downloadable video game clone of Guitar Hero. However, Neversoft decided it was too much like Guitar Hero, and sued it's ass. Despite Neversoft really not being allowed to sue them for anything, because some Japanese company owns the rights to rhythm video games that have guitars in them, Guitar Zero took down their website to go and make the game "Less Guitar Hero-ey".

Person 1: ZOMG, wi cantz i download guitar zero

Person 2: Because Neversoft's a bitch.

by Andrew Chong-Lee Kookapoopypan January 5, 2009

guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009

Guinness World Record

Drinking so much Guinness beer that you are hypothetically in the running for a world record.

Bob: Steve almost set a Guinness World Record last night at the pub.

Paul: For his really long fingernails?

Bob: No, he just drank shitloads of Guinness.

by Pistol Pete Maravich July 9, 2011

cock guiding

the exact opposite of a cock block.
helping your good friends get some

Dude Nick thanks for helping me hook up Kaitlyn. You are so good at cock guiding. You are so not Bennett.

No problem Erik.

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Guile

A character in Street Fighter, a series of video games by Capcom. In the games, Guile is a major in the US Air Force. According to Street Fighter II, he was born on 12/23/1960, he's 6'1" tall, weighs 191 lbs, has type-O blood, and his three-size is 49-32-35. Guile's most famous moves are Sonicboom and the Flash Kick (AKA Somersault Kick), and both were taught to him by Charlie, Guile's superior officer and friend in the US Air Force. In Street Fighter II (his 1st appearance)he abandons his wife & daughter to get revenge on M.Bison (Vega in the Japanese version) for killing Charlie in the Street Fighter Alpha series. In Street Fighter IV, Guile abandons his wife for a second time to search for Charlie, of whom he is convinced is still alive.
Guile has also been a character in an awful movie adaptation of Street Fighter II. He was portrayed by Jean-Claude Van Damme. In Street Fighter IV, he is voiced by Travis Willingham (better known as the voice of Colonel Roy Mustang on Fullmetal Alchemist).

Person 1: Guile rules.
Person 2: Oh please. Ryu is so much better.
Person 1: Want to fight about it?
Person 2: Actually, yeah.

by Major Guile December 18, 2008

acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.

1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House

by ncstate boy June 23, 2006

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010