by LHS_Biology November 09, 2008
The developed invisible goggles which are worn by male heterosexual prison inmates who, at some point, start finding men attractive since there are no women in their presence.
Smith : "Hey Jones, I suppose it wouldn't help if I told Williams that I wasn't gay"
Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"
Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".
Person 2: "Good luck with that!"
Jones: "Neither is he, but he's had his Queer Goggles on for over a year now"
Person 1: "Jeez, 5 years in Prison! I hope I can make it through the entire sentence without getting my Queer Goggles".
Person 2: "Good luck with that!"
by ytl127qxvnj42 June 16, 2009
by THEULTIMATEBORSKI September 20, 2008
When you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, "I'd tap that," when in reality, they're a 2 out of 10.
Guy 1: Do you see that chick?! I'd nail her right there on the sidewalk.
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
Guy 2: You're wearing your windshield goggles, bro. Roll down your window and look.
Guy 1: *Horrified*
by beavisfreak March 14, 2011
Have you seen Caitlin’s clout goggles today? She’s got fucking yellow ones now! No wonder she has no money to go anywhere! She spends it all on her gOgGlEs!!!
by skkkkrrrttttherronseavey April 03, 2019
Kasey said "he's cute"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"
Jill said " NO, you must have your beer goggles on"
Kasey said "what, BEAR GOGGLES, yeah I must"
by JAK EXPRESS October 12, 2007
Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
by Missablairica January 06, 2012