Gluey

A female that never leaves your side. She's always calling you, texting you. And questioning you.

Damn. look at that gluey buggin' Michael again.

Tony has so many gluey, he must be goin' crazy.

by Fighting Daisy August 29, 2016

gluegunning

This is a sexual practice maintained by homosexuals in which one male's ejaculatory fluid (semen, spunk, cum, jizz, sperm, load) is used as lubrication on another man's penis. This method of lubrication may then be utilized to allow aid in penetrative anal sex, or simply to enhance hand relief (wank, handjob)

While more commonly practiced than most hetrosexuals would imagine by the general homosexual public, the act of gluegunning can also be seen in many gay pornographic workings.

Person 1: Oh fuck, he just jizzed and then rubbed it all over that other guys dick...then shoved it up his ass!

Person 2: It's called gluegunning, son!

by Jace Jackson August 10, 2009

gluey

When your nutsack temporarily becomes adhered to your leg.

Hey, wait up, guys....I've been sitting for two hours and I've got a major gluey here.

by Gluey74 April 22, 2011

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

...

Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

gluegar

A cougar who has seen better days, and is ready to be made into glue.

Dude, those gluegars are totally checking you out!

I thought the Hyatt would have a good cougar bar, but all that was there were gluegars.

by kemmy g February 24, 2008

Gluetonium

noun - butane hash oil (BHO), or dab. A concentrated THC solution more potent than regular marijuana. Gluetonium, or Glue, is a name for reserved for the dankest daberoni.

Uncle Moke - "Brother John! Where's my gluetonium?
Jack - "I smoked that fatty glob, I'm high as shit.

by Tuff Bastard February 28, 2019

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019