front door neighbor

The person who lives across the street from your house.
Alex: Who's that?
Luiza:That's my front door neighbor!
by ALBANIAN January 17, 2015
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Front Butt Snack

Performing oral sex on a female.
Give a person a fish and they will eat for a day. Give a person a front butt snack and they will lap it up for the rest of their life.
by InYoWindows June 23, 2011
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front-runner fan

Someone who never stays true to the same teams. They're always fans of the best teams.
Ryan: Man I love watching my teams dominate.

Jared: Who are your teams?

Ryan: The Tampa Bay Rays, Boston Celtics, & NY Giants.

Jared: WTF, last year your teams were the Yankees, LA Lakers, & NE Patriots.

Ryan: What can I say, I'm a front-runner fan. The Yankees aren't gonna make the playoffs, the Lakers lost last year in the Finals, & Tom Brady is out for the season.

Jared: This conversation's over.
by JSkov September 09, 2008
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shut the front door

NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.
Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!
by Yari0 February 15, 2010
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Blue-Fronted Amazon

A breed of parrot that stays a chick all it's life.
Woman: Your parrot has been alive for decades. Why does he still sound prepubescent?
Man: Blue-Fronted Amazons never grow up.
by frabrizio March 06, 2017
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Fit as front door

Used to describe someone who is incredibly attractive, but without using “fit as fuck” so you can avoid swearing. They usually have incredibly large chocolate tipped flesh mountains and a big fat jiggly back. Tbf usually a filthy fucking slut too.
by Ssewankambo December 22, 2020
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mississippi front butt

A mississippi front butt is the large bulge above a big old broads pubic area but below her fat ass belly.usually found on ez shopper riders in southern states like mississippi.
Man did you she that lady's Mississippi front butt? I cant tell if its a 4th stomach or a second vagina!
by Vito Saucealeado December 08, 2013
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