Friend Blindness

When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.

When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.

Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."

Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."

by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010

friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

friend-dom

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome

Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.

by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020

friend of Lady Gaga

another phrase for a gay person

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”

by bai.cas April 19, 2020

friend harvesting

This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.

Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010

Friend of Yves

A lesbian, specifically originating in fans of the celebrity Yves of the girl group Loona.

Hey, did you see how hot that guy looked?

Nah man, I’m a friend of Yves.

by tommy41m November 8, 2018

friend surfing

using a friend (or stranger's) myspace page to check out their attractive or interesting friends, then their friends, and their friends and so on.

I spent most of the afternoon friend surfing on myspace.

by urinehat January 5, 2007