makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

Frankensteined

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005

Fraternal matrimony

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.

A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.

by King Bro July 1, 2009

joke insurance fraud

when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.

"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"

by ianpauli November 1, 2009

Nap fraud

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005

framily

n. Friends or blood relatives to whom we would actually choose to be related, because the relationship is mutually respectful, close, supporting and affectionate. The favorite people in our lives we would include in our family, whether they are blood-related or not, typically because we love them.

Gilda thought, "Why don't I invite the entire framily?," and made labels that included her best friends Tanya and CeeCee from school, her parents, her brothers, and Vicky from next door - they had become very close since Vicky first offered to watch the dog when Gilda went to Texas.

by nolana plume February 9, 2009

frankenwank

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

by Rick Walford April 15, 2007