secret pony

1. a skeleton in the closet.

2. a male prostitute.

1. She was unready to confront her secret pony: the son she gave birth to as a teenager.

2. In Las Vegas, I'm gonna find a secret pony.

by BerniceMcTrick October 27, 2007

Ponis Head

a retarded punk that runs around, likes to hide in your butt and hits people in the head with a plunger.

"That kid just hit me with a plunger!!!"
"That guy must be a Ponis Head"

by Not a ponis February 06, 2009

pony slap

When a bitch slap just isn't good enough...Everyone loves ponies, therefore, this type of slap is even more offensive and is best used when the situation leading to the slap is irrational, recurring, or just plain incomprehensible.

"Every day it's something new with her! Sometimes, I just want to pony slap our webmaster."

by VTVaJayJay August 22, 2008

Pony Tail

Getting alot of head.

Alot of people wear ponytail (pony tails) witch is an famouse hairstyle used all over the world, always of course on the head and we see it alot on many occasions.

by Charzy December 12, 2009

Shetland Pony

When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony

Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?

by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013

white pony

A reference from the movie "Dirty Love".
Meaning, Mr. Right.

"John, your my white pony!"

by Leah4925 December 11, 2008

pony fuck

An exclamation and expression of exasperation, used when one can't think of anything else to say

"I don't know, I'm freaking out here... pony fuck!"

by Oat Potatoes February 18, 2017