damn straight fool

When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.

"I'm sorry sir, I won't shag your wife again."
"Damn straight fool!"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013

May Fool’s Day

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.

Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.

by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022

hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.

If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.

by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022

boo boo the fools

the after fandom in every possible situation

twitter stans: OMG WE WILL GET TO SEE TESSA SUCKING HARDIN’S WILLY
after movie: *is pg13* lol you thought

twitter stans: boo boo the fools once again

by herosgel April 23, 2019

first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

one eyed fool

name given to ones penis

don't listen to the "one eyed fool".

by otcsofaking July 9, 2011