scrotum flakes

The dry skin almost like dandruff that comes off when you scratch your balls.

As a joke, Aaron placed an open bag of candy down his pants and when he pulled it out, it was full of scrotum flakes.

by JackU May 24, 2009

frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

Flakey Biscuit

def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".

"OOHH man... I was soo drunk last night i totally gave that girl a Flakey Biscuit."
"Gross dude."

by Insano October 15, 2007

Flake

Somebody who bails all the time.

Joey: lets go to habit
Danny: yeah
me: Awesome
Joey: nvm im gay
Me: Joeys a Flake

by macdaddybigblack June 17, 2013

tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

IM flake

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

by joe8900 April 21, 2008

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003