Ian Fish

Ian fish is a guy named Ian who is holding a fish, and his friends make fun of him for it.
“Omg I edited this pic of Ian fish
“I’m in the Ian Fish Cult on TikTok”
*chanting* “IAN FISH. IAN FISH. IAN FISH.”
by FuturePersinger February 21, 2022
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sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.
Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
by lukadude June 16, 2015
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Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.
Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.
by Legend1999 March 01, 2019
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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
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Fish Fetish

A sexual attraction to fish, an uncommon fetish. In the Simpsons episode ‘A Fish Called Selma’ it is inferred that Troy Mclure has a fish fetish. Popular fish to form this fetish is Octopus or eel.
“Is it true that Troy Mclure has a fish fish fetish?”
“He does WHAT with the fish?!??”
by A random dyke May 01, 2021
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Punk Fish

A fish "dildo" that a girl uses to masturbate with and enjoys the pain of being boned by the fish.
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Jessica:"Hey, so I tried that punk fish out and it feels amazing"

Carly:"See I told you, and I use mine everyday!"
by Venessa Jennings July 21, 2013
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People Fishing

After attaching money to a fishing pole or wire, one casts it out into the street and waits for people to pick it up, but the money is immediately pulled away. Do this until the person realizes what is going on and walks away.
Hey, do you want to go people fishing tomorrow?
Sure, I'll grab my pole and a dollar! Where shall we go? Wall Street?
by -Redd- February 06, 2010
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