finger diet

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

by R4YCH February 5, 2010

finger boxer

One who knows the ins and outs of finger dancing in the cunt ring. He or she is considered a professional at foreplay, and always satisfies the boxholder by pummeling her cunt box, or ass box, so strategically and to such orgasmic heights unfelt of before, that anyone involved or voyeuring instantly declares a knockout (KO). Finger boxers usually have sticky, smelly fingers.

Julie tells her friend, "Shawn's a real professional finger boxer. He busted up my cunt box and knocked my orgasm lights out last night! It was sooo great!" Julie's friend replies, "So, he TKO'd your pussy, right girlfriend?" Julie giddily shouts with emphasis, "NO! He KO'd my pussy bitch!!!"

by Dr. Walapalooza January 28, 2020

Oral Fingering

The action of sticking your finger in your or another person's mouth.

The dentist was arrested for oral fingering with his hands to check his patient's mouth.

by Dweebis5318008 May 14, 2018

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

finger cookie

A finger cookie is after you finger your woman and give someone a cookie 🤪two sweet things at once

I just gave that guy a finger cookie, he said it tasted delicious, I mean I would like it to if it had delicious pussy and a cookie

by Bobby Dillis May 14, 2018

booger finger

When one tries to do actions on touchscreen immediately after picking their nose. The booger remnants on the finger cause the finger to stick to the surface of the touchscreen.

I was about to get a top score on my tablet when I picked my nose and forgot to properly clean off my finger...booger finger.

by buger, snot, mucus, digit February 25, 2012

hero fingers

the cramping of fingers due to excess guitar hero playing.

los: yo! lets play Halo 3!
leo: man i cant ive got hero fingers from playing guitar hero last night!

by Houston Stylez January 6, 2008