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festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.
gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...
by lemurpie August 7, 2008
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suck fest

An unpleasant event in one's life which must be endured as a rite of passage or a badge of honor.

The quality of a person's character is inversely proportionate to the amount they complain during the suckfest.
Mike, "I just found out my unit is going to Iraq for a year."

John, "Fuckin' suck fest!"

Mike, "Yeah."
by dooshkanew September 15, 2009
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festical

another word for a festival. the origin is a mistyping of festival but it led to the creation of an even better word!
Person A: I'm gonna go the mighty boosh festical in july.
Person B: should be sweet!
by The Bolt June 10, 2008
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Sizzle Fest

Sizzle fest tomarrow at 6 at my house!
by emily March 18, 2005
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Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!
Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.
by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009
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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.
by dyckdem January 8, 2008
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festibal

1. Devinian slang for "moron" or "idiot."

2. A mentally retarded human or animal.
"Dick Cheney mistook his friend for an animal and shot him on a hunting trip!"

"That's silly! What a festibal!"
by Devin J. Green January 8, 2008
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