False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.
Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.
Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
by ALF613 May 3, 2010
Get the False Vibration mug.A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
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when a member of the female sex does:
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name
-calls Sour Patch Kids, Sour Kids Patch
-fails at figuring out doors
-misspells her last name
by bonniewins February 18, 2009
Get the bonnie fails mug.Telling people you are good at something until someone agrees with you, which in part you deny that you are good at all.
Shogo: So you're all "I got the music in me" 'til someone agrees with you? Then it's all..I'm gonna call it false modesty. Can't have it both ways...I've heard you play. Stick with, "I got the music in me." It's a better fit. Confidence, Shuya, confidence.
by Ziveeman November 21, 2005
Get the False Modesty mug.a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
Get the failsense mug.Quit saying that you don't color your hair, that is a falsehood. People in Beverly Hills are so phony, I wouldn't want to live in that falsehood.
by kitit December 22, 2013
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