The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. Commonly occurs when 'quickly checking Facebook' is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.
Oh dear, I was only checking my wall, but now it's four hours later and I've still not started my essay... what a Facebook binge.
by Aoife303 May 30, 2007
Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!
by Oater September 20, 2012
A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.
Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.
Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.
by Let it rain Mcilvain January 08, 2011
1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.
2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."
2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
by tdbmachine December 16, 2007
A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.
Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
by brown_eyed_girl March 27, 2009
the access of a Facebook account by a third party, unknown to the account's owner, which alters and adds humiliating or otherwise derogatory words to the account's profile for the purpose of a prank. The act usually takes place between friends after one leaves their Facebook account logged in.
"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."
by Foxtail December 16, 2007