fruit rollup

When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.

Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?

by notmeirealname October 29, 2010

Fruit Roll Up

A sexual act in which the male ingests a high level of citrus fruit (preferably pineapple) 24 hours before the sexual encounter. When the male is preparing to ejaculate, he pulls out and skeets on her back. After it dries on her back, he peels it off and feeds the fruity snack to her.

Male: It's almost dry now.

Female: Shit, I hope so, I'm starving for a fruit roll up!

by Jimmy9234 February 21, 2009

fruit boots

Tight fitting, high top shoes or boots (such as romeo shoes) worn by "Teddy Boy" hood (hoodlum) types in the late 1960s and early 1970s. The term was originally meant to be derrogatory but was soon assimilated by "long hairs."

As the laid back casualness of hippies was evolving from the earlier beatnik style, another group of young people were dressing in Nehru jackets and fruit boots and both groups were wearing bell bottoms.

by Jubilation T. Corndoq March 21, 2007

fruit rollup

sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.

yea, i gave her a fruit rollup

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

fruit boots

very similar to the in-line skate/roller blade definition except on snow, whereas the snowboarders and surprisingly enough... skiers both make fun of the deuch bags that fly around on the short skis - anyone with short skis can usually be spotted easily by looking for something else really gay such as a hat with bright colored spikes on it or a a huge penis in their but

snowboarder: Does that guy with huge penis in his but have fruit boots on?

skier: Are you talking about the guy wearing the hat with bright colored spikes on it?

snowboarder: Yea.

skier: I think so.

by jacob luce January 13, 2008

fruit picker

Filthy Mexican that jumped the border and despite learning english was still able to get a low paying job.

That filthy fruit picker swam over here from Mexico.

by KC July 24, 2003

fruit bandit

Fruit throwing bandits who opperate when people are not ready

john: hey pete hows things
pete: hey mate im good
john: omg!! someone just hit me with this soggy banana!
Pete: who threw that! its gotta be a fruit bandit

by xis mrac February 19, 2011