Fried Owl

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

by C Burnett March 3, 2008

Bottomless Fries

When one swallows so much semen, you nearly suffocate and drown.

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by gisherpart2 November 3, 2014

Freedom Fries

former name for French Fries, coming soon- mashed potatoes: iraqi spuds

by arseball May 8, 2003

freedom fries

A term used by people who don't understand the word 'freedom' and often struggle with the word 'fries'.

Portion of chips please.

by Alex June 30, 2003

Fried Chicken

Fried Chicken,

Name of a sex position. When you and a girl are lying on the beach ready to get on some action you penetrate the girl first than when you come out of the girl you dip your dick in the sand en than penetrate the girl again.

Last night I went with the girl from last night to the bitch and we did the Fried Chicken, pow!

by Foskuh July 25, 2010

Fried chicken

When you wanna ask somebody for weed but can't actually say it cus some people r idiots.

Hey, any fried chicken left?

Nah, sorry man...

by Avdka November 4, 2010

freedom fries

call them freedom fries, that'll stick it to france. ppl r so fucking retarded. french fried aren't even french.

americans r fat asses. from a pissed off athlete from iowa

by Jay May 10, 2003