pedo-fied

to turn someone pedophillic

He was pedo-fied by weird shows

by anonymous March 26, 2023

never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

Era-fied

When a person, place or thing it overtaken by Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour.

Person 1: Bro did you see all the people passing out friendship bracelets?
Person 2: Yes, they are everywhere, It's like the entire city has been Era-fied

by Katie Bink November 26, 2023

Era-Fied

When a person, place, or thing becomes overtaken by Taylor Swift, The Eras Tour.

Person 1 : did you see all the swifties passing out friendship bracelets?
Person 2 : Yes, they are everywhere, The entire city is becoming Era-Fied

by Katie Bink November 26, 2023

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Jessy-fied

doing something you would not normally do without hesitation because you're best friend is amazing and you want her happy at any cost and she is also supper hot and hard to say no to

Jessy-fied This really cool guy who’s always on his bike. He’s totally Jessey-fied and would go to great lengths for her. Their friendship is just amazing. I wish we could have that kind of bond with someone.

by G-manz January 5, 2025